Doctor Warped Has Been Snubbed Again

Time Magazine Cover

Doctor Warped was not even mentioned as an aside in the latest Time Magazine special talking about great scientists.  Doctor Warped is a revolutionary in the fields of physics.  How he could be left out of such an important issue from this esteemed publication is beyond me.  It must be a plot from Echs, Whyy, and Zee.  Anti-Warped might have also had a hand in Wally not being included in this publication. Maybe we can start a write-in campaign to get this egregious oversight corrected.  Let Time Magazine know they made a mistake.  It’s not too late to fix this.

I thank you and Doctor Wally Warped thanks you.

— Bob